The Cast of Characters

Through these pages are many characters; some fact, some fiction, some a little of both. Below is a list of the main and better known characters of World of Ham.

	Ham	Publisher and Editor of World of Ham; an e-newsmagazine extrordinaire.
	Suzy TooToo	Queen of the 3 Ps (Pretty, Popular and Priceless), Suzy is a reporter for World of Ham.
	Le Grand Orange	A French-Canadien Voyageur pirate, Le Grand Orange is the nemesis of Suzy TooToo.
	Natalie	Famous Hollywood actress Natalie Portman. Girlfriend of Ham.
	Keira	Lesser famous Hollywood actress Keira Knightley. Former Girlfriend of Ham.
	Awa & Horatio	Awa is a scientist who is obsessed with hamsters. Horatio is her hamster. Horatio enjoys working out at the gym. Friends of Suzy.
	Bernard	Disgraced Blind Lugist who was busted for steroid use. Former boyfriend of Suzy TooToo.
	Charlie	Tried to commit suicide when the cancelation of the hockey season was announced. Next door neighbour to Suzy TooToo.
	Frank	Frank dreamt of being in the CIA until he was told it did not stand for "Canadian Intelligence Agency". Since then, he is an independent Black Ops agency. Suzy's black ops friend.
	Freddy Von Freddy	Genetic scientist. Currently mapping the lazy gene in monkeys. Former tutor of Suzy TooToo.
	Heidi	Professional cyclist who installed a flux capacitor onto her bicycle so that she can travel into the future to scout bicycle races. Friend of Suzy TooToo.
	Liza & JoJo	Master ninjas. Nieces of Suzy TooToo.
	Mathieu	Dubbed "Slant-o", has one leg shorter than the other. High school friend of Suzy.
	Q	Famous music artist. Credited with the "Hip-Hunch" movement. Former security guard of Suzy TooToo.
	Jeremey	Jeremey Ludwig. Creator of the above. Super nice guy with quirky sense of humour.
	Dan	Dan Charette. World of Ham's top critic. Currently in Japan masquarding as an owl.