Suzy TooToo's 2004 Misadventures - "the chaos continues"

I focused a full year of soley writing Suzy stories. The stories all seem to have one of the following two themes - either she is helping someone or getting into trouble. Either way it is sock popping hilarious. Some classic stories from this year include Malassie: The Kung Fu Dog, Mathieu, The White Poppy and The Lazy Monkeys.

	The Blind Date	January 25 2004	Dorsey's is based on "Duff's" on Bayview Avenue in Leaside. My friend Josh's brother Jon is still listed on the Wall of Fame chalkboard.
	Malassie: The Kung-Fu Dog	January 27 2004	After the Oscar nominations were announced, I decided to write a story about the worst movie ever made. I actually laughed out loud when writing it.
	The Egg Terrorists	February 1 2004	All winter long, a house near my place would only shovel one sidewalk of their corner lot.
	Q	February 21 2004	My sister Dori Ludwig asked if I could write a story about a hunchback.
	Bertuzzi Hat Trick	March 20 2004	After Todd Bertuzzi broke a hockey player's neck, the NHL didn't really give him a harsh suspension.
	The Ballet	March 28 2004	On one of my explorations, I came across the National Ballet Company. Standing in the driveway were two women (aunt and niece) scalping a ticket.
	TTC Sucks	April 4 2004	The most factual of the Suzy misadventures, this one is solely based on my experience taking the TTC to its 50th birthday party.
	Mathieu	June 12 2004	Dad and I sat in the first row of seats in left field at the Blue Jay's season opener.
	The Bovine Hotline	June 29 2004	My sister's (Dori Ludwig) former roommate Leslie kept winning by calling the Bovine Hotline.
	The Secret Beach	July 14 2004	My sister's (Dori Ludwig) former roommate Leslie and I ventured to the Nudist Beach (while fully clothed) on Toronto Island for about 17 seconds.
	Bill Clinton	August 18 2004	Bill Clinton was in Toronto to sign copies of his book. I took the day off work and snagged a few photos.
	Super Kite	August 27 2004	Exploring the Scarborough Bluffs I came across a city sign forbidding kite flying.
	Comrade Suzy	September 14 2004	While walking to the dentist I came across a street post ad for the local Pape-Danforth Communist Society. After visiting their website I had the story. Notice the photo is an alteration of the famous Norman Rockwell painting.
	Casper	October 14 2004	I wanted to write a scary story that had Casper in it. The apartment is my old place on Presteign Ave.
	White Poppy	November 11 2004	My sister (Dori Ludwig) and I went to Hart House at the University of Toronto to hear Lloyd Axeworthy speak. In the hallway, a student was distributing homemade white poppies complete with a little typed note.
	Lazy Monkeys	November 19 2004	I read an article about scientists experimenting with a "go-getter" gene in monkeys. If there is a "go-getter" gene there must be a "lazy" gene.