Suzy TooToo's 2005 Misadventures - "Let her rip"

The stories taper off after July because Rachel and I began filming a 15 minute short film of Vampire Kitty. November the stories futher tapered off, when I began compiling all the Suzy stories for my book entitled "The Misadventures of Suzy TooToo".

2005 introduces us to a few more of Suzy's friends, her neighbours and her family. I also cut loose a bit by having Suzy doing even more outrageous things - dunking over a nun, throwing snowballs at hamsters, battling Bill O'Reily and of course, pooping her shorts.

	The Cashmere Scarf	January 9 2005	A nice Christmas story. The church is St. Paul's (Jarvis and Bloor) and the Gap is at Dundas/Yonge.
	Awa & Horatio	January 15 2005	My grocery clerk's name was Awa. I recently watched "A Christmas Wish" about a dancing squirrel. The park is Withrow Park near Logan/Danforth in East York.
	Too Many Scarletts	February 9 2005	While with Sandra Hinojosa at the Eaton Centre, I noticed that every perfume company had a Hollywood actress instead of the traditional supermodel.
	The Killer Potato	February 18 2005	My response to the NHL strike.
	JetsGo	March 20 2005	JetsGo, a small aircraft carrier that expanded too quicky, filed for bankruptcy. CBC News was in Nunavut at the time of the bankruptcy.
	The Mammoth Cheese	March 29 2005	This was an entry into the Ingersoll Times Short Story contest. I didn't win but my story did appear in the newspaper.
	The Pope, Fox News & Ninjas	April 17 2005	My cousin Rachel, created two characters (JoJo and Liza) to be used in a Suzy story. What better way than to make them Ninjas. It was also shortly after the death of the Pope. Every news station was flooded with bishops, cardinals, etc who had personal antidotes about the Pope.
	Cookie Crumble Economy	April 23 2005	The Cookie Monster went on a diet to offset his cookie intake. I wondered how cookie factories would be able to cope with the sudden drop of demand for cookies.
	Taming of the Suzy	July 31 2005	I volunteered at Shakespeare on the Lake. My job was to stop the public from walking behind the stage. If they protested, I was instructed to give them free tickets. I wrote the story before intermission.
	Marathon of Poop	September 8 2005	I knew a bunch of people who were training for marathons. Marathons are one of those things that looks so easy on TV.
	The AGM	October 2 2005	While attending an East York Historical Society Meeting, I realised I could bring a bunch of friends to the AGM and get myself elected as President.
	The Missing Pumpkins	October 17 2005	I wanted to write a nice Hallowe'en story. The picture is of the Ashbridges house on Queen Street in East York.