Suzy TooToo's 2007 Misadventures - "Keeping it Real"

 

Ghost of Pierre Berton

Ghost

of

Pierre

Berton

January

8

2007

During my 2006 May vacation in Vancouver, I could not find anything at UBC that proved Pierre Berton was an alumni. Seeing all the fog from my bedroom window, I came up with the idea of the Ghost of Pierre Berton story with a Scooby-Doo ending.
March Madness

March

Madness

March

18

2007

On the first night of the March Madness College Basketball Tournament, I lost Duke and Gonzaga - basically destroying my chances at winning the pool. I thought to myself - how many other people picked Duke?

Revenge

of the

Spam

May

9

2007

My friend had his girlfriend break up with him. I suggested many "Technically legal , but immoral" revenge ideas. One of which was to sign her email address up to as much junk mail as possible.

My friend ignored me and took the high road.

Kitty

Coffin

Capers

June

3

2007

My sister and I were talking about funerals and she mentioned her cat should be buried in a coffin. I came up with the title first, then worked on the story.

Vimy

Ridge

June

12

2007

I watched a lot of the 90th anniversary ceremonies of Vimy Ridge and knew I had to write a story. A lot of it is based on real things - including the Grand Pere.

This is one of my better stories and definately one of the ones I am most proud to have written.

It was entered in the 2007 CBC Short Story Contest.

Plastic

Bag

Ban

June

12

2007

When the Ontario government announced it was going to make efforts to ban plastic bags, i thought to myself "Who would not want to see plastic bags banned?"

The answer? A hitman.

Meeting

Rachel

McAdams

June

26

2007

I saw a photo of Rachel McAdams sitting patiently in a Vancouver bus shelter waiting for a bus.

It only seemed natural to have her as a friend of Suzy's. Ham can't have all the celebrity friends.

Anorexic

Annie

June

26

2007

I read in the paper that Jessica Simpson dropped 25 pounds in a matter of weeks. I couldn't see how this was healthy as I thought she already looked too thin.

The

Act-Off

August

30

2007

No real thought process bought along this story. Just pure imagination.

Gigi

December

6

2007

In Septemberish, I ate a giant garbage bag of ginger cookies. I thought to myself, "what would happen to someone who was addicted to ginger?"

You will be happy to know I haven't touched a ginger cookie since I polished off the garbage bag.

 

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